A Ridiculously Big Crossword

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Some say that bigger is better but really, it depends on the situation. This is especially true when it comes to people; being huge can be an advantage but it can also be a detriment. Still, it seems like our society is all about making things bigger and bigger, and sometimes it gets out of hand. That’s what this crossword is all about, the big things in the world. Get ready because this is about to get a little bit ridiculous.

To get you in the right frame of mind, start off with this video; it’s Shaq being himself and making everyday items look comically tiny.

Some say that bigger is better but really, it depends on the situation. This is especially true when it comes to people; being huge can be an advantage but it can also be a detriment. Still, it seems like our society is all about making things bigger and bigger, and sometimes it goes way too far. That’s what this crossword is all about, the big things in the world. Get ready because this is about to get a little bit ridiculous. 

To get you in the right frame of mind, start off with this video; it’s Shaq being himself and making everyday items look comically tiny.


1. Jonah Falcon’s BLANK is so long, he agreed to donate it to the Icelandic Phallological Museum after his death. It’s been measured at 13.5 inches long.
2. What will be the largest hotel in the world is currently being built in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. When it's finished, it will contain BLANK thousand rooms.
3. The blood vessels of a BLANK whale are so large, a human could swim through them.
4. The tallest building in the world is located in BLANK. It stands at 2717 feet tall
5. The world's largest skyscraper has a lot of windows. Despite them being washed every day, it takes BLANK months to wash them all.
6. Shaquille O’Neil’s BLANKS have a length of 10.25” and a span of 12”. Plural
7. A blue whales BLANK is about the size of a Volkswagen car and can weigh more than 400lbs.
8. Growing up, finding BLANK was hard for Shaquille O'Neil. He is a size 23. Plural

People

Jonah Falcon is a British-born actor known for having a huge dick. His penis is so long, he agreed to donate it to the Icelandic Phallological Museum after his death. It’s been measured at 13.5 inches long when erect and 9 inches when flaccid. 

Shaquille O’Neil’s hands have a length of 10.25” and a span of 12”. He can hold two water bottles with only one hand. His shoe size is 23. 

Places

What will be the largest hotel in the world is currently being built in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. When it’s finished, Abraj Kudai will contain ten thousand rooms and seventy restaurants. It consists of twelve towers standing forty-five stories high.

The tallest building in the world stands at 2717 feet tall and it’s located in Dubai. The building has fifty-seven elevators and they can reach speeds of up to ten meters per second. Like a small city, the building contains apartments, hotels, restaurants, and businesses and it requires a huge staff. The exterior is mostly made of glass, thus, requires a team of high-rise window washers to repel from different sections of the building. The windows are washed every day but because the surface area is so large, it takes three months to do a full circuit. 

Things  

The blood vessels of a blue whale are so large, a human could swim through them. Its heart is about the size of a Volkswagen car and can weigh more than 400lbs.